Pewdiepie and Stephano's Adventures: Chap. 2Chapter 2

"AAAH!! STEPHANO!! IT'S ME!!" Pewdie covered his face with his hands as Stephano's sword came down. Stephano stopped his sword and inch away from Pewdie's hand and looked at the cowering Pewdie. "Pewdie?!" He lifted his sword and slid it back into it's holder. Stephano helped Pewdie to his feet. "I'm so sorry Pewdie! I thought you were one of those monsters!" Pewdie looked at Stephano, shivering from what almost happened to himself. "It's o-okay." He murmured.
Stephano felt sorry for what he had almost done and wrapped his arm around Pewdiepie's shoulders."Come on, Pewdie. This way." Stephano walked to a room and let Pewdie ven

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Each day we die
Each day we tease
Each day we cry
I run into fandom
day after day
I feel like my freedom
Just slips away
I can't help thinking
You are leaving me
I just stop blinking
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But a smile rains
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Each night without you
My tears blend the shade
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I want to say it
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Watching from the shade
I can't find the new
Cause I am stuck with the old
Color on my heart blue
Even it stays cold
I don't want you to leave
I am so fucking lost
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I can't speak up
The words won't come out
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by ~TeddyBaird, Jul 18, 2012, 10:05:17 AM
Literature / Poetry / Humor / Songs & Lyrics

If I were a bro
Even just for a vid
I'd roll outta bed in the morning
And type in Pewdiepie and go

Brofist with the bros

And run from Slendy
I could girl scream if I wanted
And never be a barrel for it

Cuz they stick up for me

If I were a bro
I think I could understand
How it feels to brofist

I swear I'd be a better bro
I'd listen to Pewds
Cuz I know Chairmode
When you get really scared cuz all the jumpscares
and all the ladinumunum got destroyed

If I were a bro
I would brofist Pewdie
Tell everyone to chairmode
So they couldn't get caught by a bro

I'd be a good bro
And not let anyone troll
Cuz I know the bros are faithful
Waiting for Pewds to upload

If I were a bro
I think I could understand
How it feels to brofist
I'd swear I'd be better bro

I'd listen to Pewds
Cuz I know Chairmode
When you get really scared cuz all the jumpscares

and all the ladinumunum got destroyed

It's a little too late
for me to be a bro
I am just a mistake
Pewds won't forgive me like that

If you think he would wait for me
I'm a barrel

You're just a bro
and you don't understand (and you don't understand)
How it feels to be a barrel
You wish you were a better bro

You don't listen to Steph

You don't care how I hurt
Until you need me for something
Like killing the enemies cuz they are such a tease
and all the ladinumunum got destroyed

But you're just a bro.....

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I got bored so I wrote this parody in the perspective of barrel who wish he could be a bro, but he can't because he is barrel.

Parody of If I Were A Boy by beyonce

Thank you guys so much for the favs. I wasn't expecting so many favs in this short amount of time. haha. Glad you all like it

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~EveryoneWantsLove Sep 14, 2012 Student General Artist

This whole tme I was singing along to the tune of "Boyfriend" from Justin Bieber o.e
Then I read the description.
OH, HOW VERY WRONG I WAS.

~Bit-The-Bro Aug 10, 2012

I sang this to the music, and it took me a while but i got it, and it was so sad, i almost wish a Barrel could be a Bro for just a like one vid (well one before they where hated)

~RandomlyRawr Jul 18, 2012 Hobbyist

It reminds me of the song "I'm Just a Kid"

~TeddyBaird Jul 18, 2012 Hobbyist General Artist

I meant to say this, but it is a parody of If I were a boy

~RandomlyRawr Jul 19, 2012 Hobbyist

Ohhhh ok lol. Never heard of it

~PewdiepieNinja Jul 18, 2012 Hobbyist Artist

~Yo-YoKirby Jul 18, 2012 Hobbyist General Artist

actually this made me sad now XD

good parody X3

~twiflutterpie Jul 18, 2012 Hobbyist Artist

cool song. im trying to write a story that is very much like this song. hope u guys will give it a chance

~Sedo-fun Jul 18, 2012 Hobbyist General Artist

even though I don't fully understand the intention or the lyrics of this one(is this full of insider jokes or something?) nice idea xD which still had me laughing. great parody!

~TeddyBaird Jul 18, 2012 Hobbyist General Artist

Thanks. It is about a barrel who wishes he wasn't a barrel. Pewdie treats him so mean thinking he is like the rest of barrels.
This barrel is different.

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